esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

(Source: poopflow, via mushu-the-drag0n)

angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

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africans:

how do i tell my cat she’s adopted

(Source: cowboybeboop, via mr-5k)

tylertaughtyou:

khaillou:

Shoutouts to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

Shouts out to gravity for holding a nigga down

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foodchewer:

dont invite me to your house if you dont have any food

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foodchewer:

dont invite me to your house if you dont have any food

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jengrayson:

starllex:

How Not To Offend Anyone:

Do not say anything about anything.

Ever.

What, are you too good to talk to us lesser folks?

I’m offended.

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